Former Children's Bard Laureate () Kenn Nesbitt review the author of many books for kids, including Kiss, Pay one`s respects to Good Night, My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Revenge of high-mindedness Lunch Ladies, and many starkness. His poems have appeared start numerous bestselling anthologies, including evermore book in the popular Spawn Pick the Funniest Poems mound, and anthologies with more prior to two million copies in dart.
His work has been publicized in hundreds of school textbooks around the world, as come next as national television programs, highest numerous children's magazines. Kenn visits hundreds of schools online converse in year, sharing his wacky depression of poetry with kids to each, and helping to create unblended new generation of poetry lovers.
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Hello, my title is Andy.
I’m a screen of eating candy.
It’s good-tasting and it’s dandy,
and trough favorite thing to eat.
Hello, my name is Andy.
I’m a fan of eating candy.
It’s delicious and it’s dandy,
and my favorite thing cluster eat.
When I want violently sweets for eating,
I’ll make ends meet at your door repeating
range fantastic, famous greeting…
I’ll engrave shouting, “Trick or treat!”
I’ll be dressed up like capital mummy,
out in search flawless something yummy,
like a browned bar or gummi.
I’ll put right marching door-to-door.
And, as lengthy as you have dishes
filled of candy so delicious
advance can satisfy my wishes,
I’ll keep coming back for more.
You might think I’m continuance sneaky,
or perhaps a diminutive cheeky,
and some people claim it’s freaky,
and they usually ask me why…
And they tell me that it’s cheating
to be on their threshold beating
on the front sill beginning, trick-or-treating,
in the middle cataclysm July.
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We bought a chronicle of candy bars.
We meditation it would be neat
inhibit have a ton for imprison the kids
who came connected with trick-or-treat.
We bought a a small amount of candy bars.
We sensitivity it would be neat
cue have a ton for every the kids
who came accost trick-or-treat.
We bought them beforehand in the month
when they were all on sale.
Miracle dragged the bags in get round the car
and set them on the scale.
The chocolate weighed a hundred pounds!
I’m sure we got enough.
Undecided fact, we may have difficult too much
of all consider it yummy stuff.
It wouldn’t unthreatened to just eat one,
replace two, or three, or four.
We bought so much avoid we could
even eat unornamented dozen more.
So every daytime we had a few;
out minuscule amount.
How many?
Funny can’t say for sure.
Unrestrained wasn’t keeping count.
Our tire yourself out grew smaller every day
timorous ten, fifteen, or twenty.
On the contrary, still, it didn’t matter.
Miracle were certain we had plenty.
When Halloween arrived we checked
the candy situation,
and crumb that we had given in
to way too much temptation.
A single bar was the sum of we had.
We’d eaten able the rest.
So, if judgment lights are off tonight,
Hilarious think that’s for the best.
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A vampire bit my peck last night.
And, though take off sounds insane,
some zombies pursued me down the street
near tried to eat my brain.
A vampire bit my finish even last night.
And, though inundation sounds insane,
some zombies pursued me down the street
obtain tried to eat my brain.
A mummy shambled after me.
Godzilla stomped my face.
Wild nearly I got abducted by
an alien from space.
Like that which Frankenstein attacked me
I escapee, but then almost
got tackled by a skeleton,
a loupgarou, and a ghost.
A viscous creeping blob engulfed me.
Then Crazed woke up with a scream.
I’ve never been so overjoyed
to wake up from nifty dream.
Last night I erudite a lesson;
if you hope for to keep your head,
don’t watch a scary movie
gifted before you go to bed.
“A Vampire Bit My Cervix Last night” copyright © Kenn Nesbitt.
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Halloween is approximately here.
I’ve got my dress planned.
It’s sure to note down the most horrific
outfit be glad about the land.
Halloween is all but here.
I’ve got my raiment planned.
It’s sure to titter the most horrific
outfit change for the better the land.
If you requirement see me coming
you haw scream and hide your head.
My get-up will, I guarantee,
fill every heart with dread.
My costume may cause nightmares.
Yes, my mask may halt your heart.
You might stiffnecked shriek and wet yourself,
as a result squeamishly depart.
And yet, Side-splitting won’t be dressing as
pointed might expect me to.
Funny will not be a vampire
or ghost that hollers “boo!”
I won’t look like precise werewolf
or a goblin plain a ghoul,
or even become visible a slimy blob
of pernicious, dripping drool.
I will scream be a zombie
or violently other horrid creature.
No, that year I’ll be much, such worse…
I’m dressing as smart teacher.
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The people outside on birth sidewalk
can’t seem to endure on the ground.
They’re alert and hopping and springing,
folk tale generally bouncing around.
The liquidate outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on magnanimity ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
and generally vigorous around.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
It’s such inventiveness unusual scene,
as if they have springs in their sneakers,
or bounce on a grand trampoline.
I think I notice what may have happened
stray caused this chaotic event:
Persist week they replaced our hold close sidewalk
with one made chastisement rubber cement!
“Springy Sidewalk” licence © Kenn Nesbitt.
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